Great words

These are the wise words of the great men who have dedicated their lives to defending humanity from the evil liger menace. You'd do well to heed these words, or suffer defeat at the hands of the ligers.

I know it's just a song, but do you really think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll?

-Sauron

Hey Jim, sometimes I wish I had my own theme park. But it's probably a lot of work. Never mind.

-General Lee

Damnit, Rick! What did I tell you about screwing with my fantasy football league?

-Blackbeard

You know what I could go for right about now? A nice BLT. That would really hit the spot.

-Indiana Jones

What do you think? DiGiorno or Red Baron? Yeah you're right, DiGiorno isn't any good unless you can do that stupid "It's not delivery" line on somebody. Heh.

-Darth Vader

You know it doesn't even matter to me whether or not Saddam Hussein is really dead. Because no matter what the case, he's dead to me. I'm never speaking to him again.

-Chef Boyardee

I can't believe that Bob Dole lost the 1996 presidential election. The world would undoubtedly be a better place if he had won. Now all we have are the memories.

-Optimus Prime