Luckily for his friends Captain Insano was a gentleman in the truest sort of the word, his honor and nobility knew no bounds. The great Captain leapt in front of his friends to protect them. Vartramitos took a swipe with his massive clawed paw, with the speed of Mexican border crossers on steroids Captain Insano dodged the blow. Unfortunately the sheer strength of the attack shattered the rock bridge, Vartramitos prepared to pounce. Honor and Nobility had met their bounds for Captain Insano however, and he hurled himself off the edge of the rock bridge to escape.
Captain Insano knew something about the nature of ligers though, he knew that a liger’s vision worked much like a tyrannosaur, that it could only see moving objects. So he called out to his friends “Fly you fools!”. That Captain Insano, what a practical joker.
With the screams of his dying friends providing pleasing background music not unlike elevator music Captain Insano fell to the bottom of the cave, where he encountered a giant human.
The giant human spoke “ Fee Figh Foh Fum I am pretty freaking dumb”
Captain Insano thought for a moment and came up with this, if the French are small and suck at fighting then it follows that people who are big must be really good at fighting. He decided to invite the giant to join the ALA. Insano told the giant all about the ALA.
“Are you stupid?” Asked the giant. “Ligers are sterile you stupid idiot head”
“Oh yeah?” Answered Insano “If Ligers are sterile then why is it that they have so many children?”
“No, ligers can’t have” The giant began, Insano interrupted.
“Shut up you giant jerk you don’t know anything”
“Well, lets just agree to disagree” Said the giant
“Lets agree that your mom is a fag” retorted Captain Insano
The giant for some reason became upset and attacked Captain Insano. The giant had giant strength and giant speed but Captain Insano was insane, insane with fighting fury. With the sexually arousing strength of a thousand ordinary men, or a million Frenchmen plus two thousand ordinary men, he beat the giant to death.
