From the pits of dimension XIII...

Captain Insano

a biography

Before the oodles of hate mail that are sure to come from the last couple of posts let me make it perfectly clear that the guy who's offending you, Captain Insano, can be reached at onedopedog@aol.com. Do not send it to me, Shemp, at me2son@excite.com. Awwww crap, why did I just write my own e-mail address too? Now people will send me hate mail anyway. Oh well it's on the internet now. Nothing I can do about it now. Onto the biography:

Captain Insano was the love child of realtor Dennis Insano and a spawn of hell named Vicky. The young Captain was raised by the damned. Soon, he grew horns. Seriously, horns. During the early days of the second Liger-Human War, he joined the Anti-Liger Alliance where his dark powers gained him many victories against the hated Ligers. When he was 17 he fell in love with a white girl who had an afro. Upon the death of Shemp(me), he became the new co-leader with Mr. Revenge. Now, he spends his days fighting ligers, girls, and the French, all the while steering the Anti-Liger Alliance to his own dark designs. Insano disturbs me, as his evil is equalled only by his creepiness. Hell, next to him, I look okay.

But can his racism and misogyny fight the ligers as well as Shemp's pure heart and awesomeness? Only time will tell.