HOW TO SCORE A BABY KILL


You murderous slut. Here is an idea, instead of wantonly slaughtering millions of innocent children whose only crime is being incapable of sliding out of your oft penetrated and disease riddled vagina let us simply let them live. What is so wrong with letting people live? Why do you want to kill babies? They are living and science has unarguably proven them to be fully self-aware and aware of pain from the moment of conception and any attempt at abortion you make will cause levels of pain and suffering to your unborn child that you can't possibly imagine and then these limitless feelings of pain will multiply to total infinity as your unbaptized spawn is damned to hell for all eternity. Give life a chance, afterall, think how you would feel if your mother aborted you. Pretty bad. Pretty bad indeed.

Both Pages Thanks for answering our survey and now, since we are on the subject of abortions, lets talk a little more about them. Have you ever thought to yourself "Internet pornography is getting kind of old"? Are you tired of watching the same old beastiality, rape, incest, child, child rape, rape incest and incestual child beastiality rape porn that you always watched? Have you ever wondered if there was something more arousing? Well my friend, there can be, and it all starts with abortions.

Why is it that you can kill a fetus but not a baby? The answer, a fetus isn't a person and since it isn't a person that means statutory rape and minimum wage laws don't apply. I think you see where this is going, fetus pornos. Producing fetus porn would be a breeze, you wouldn't have to pay the actors and you could push them around pretty easy (seeing as how they are dead babies) and you could even cameo on film yourself. But producing these movies would be no where near as much fun as watching them. Watching them would be like watching child porn, but instead of children it would be fetuses, and we all know that child porn is hot.

Now that you have decided you want to produce fetus porn you have to ask yourself the really hard tough question. It is a question of morals, ethics and human philosophy. Where do I get enough fetusus? So we move on to the core issue of this article.

HOW TO SCORE A BABY KILL

1) Find a pregnant woman, or if you are a woman impreganate yourself

2) Find a coat hanger, bottle or gun

3) Insert your weapon of choice into the woman from step 1

4) Stab, bash and pistol whip wildly once inside the woman when you hear an inhuman shriek of pain and death you know your work is done

5) Wait for the now dead fetus to be ejected from the woman's body through a beautiful and natural process

By performing your own abortions (described above) you can gain tons of valuable experiance, maybe even level up and get hordes of new actors for an entirely new brand of internet pornography. So remember, if you are strapped for cash it is incredibly easy, fun and legal to start churning out some good, old fashioned fetus porn.

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