Answer the following questions, at the end of the quiz add up all of your answers and find out what kind of man you are.

Question 1) YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A GANG OF LIGERS WHAT DO YOU DO?

1. Surrender and offer to betray the human race in exchange for your life

2. Honorably fight to the death like your former leader Shemp

3. Sleep with the Olsen twins (in case slander is illegal I would like to point out that I mean fictional characters named the Olsen twins)

Question 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO GO SEE A MOVIE, WHICH MOVIE DO YOU GO TO?

1. That piece of crap Mona Lisa Smile or whatever its called

2. A movie where people kill each other (AKA a good movie)

3. Tell her to shutup and get back to the kitchen. Use the money you save on her ticket to take out her sister.

Question 3) THERE IS AN ANTI WAR PROTEST AT YOUR SCHOOL, WHAT DO YOU DO?

1. Join them and wave a poorly made sign that says something like “BOOKS NOT BOMBS” or “PEACE PLEASE” or even “IM FRENCH”

2. Declare war on them, take them prisoner, and execute them

3. Send the protesters anthrax through the mail. Put Baghdad on the return address, we will see who supports the war now.

Question 4) THE POLICE FIND SEVERAL DEAD BODIES UNDERNEATH A TREE IN YOUR BACK YARD. WHAT DO YOU DO?

1. Confess to all accusations

2. Run like hell

3. Paint them black and say the ropes broke

4. Blame it on the French

Question 5) YOU DECIDE TO GET AN EARRING, WHICH EAR DO YOU PUT IT IN?

1. The left ear because anyone wearing an earring in their right ear is gay

2. The right ear because anyone wearing an earring in their left ear is gay

3. You savagely murder every guy who is wearing an earring because they are really ligers in disguise

Question 6) IF YOU COULD BE ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?

1. A girl

2. Jabba the Hutt

3. Some kind of half harpoon half man

4. A creature that combines the vampire like powers of Rouge from X-men and the mental discipline of an evil Buddhist

So, how did you do? Read below to find out what kind of man you are

6-10 You are the weakest most pitiful kind of man, who is regularly beaten by French schoolgirls. You are proud to call Jared Silvey (Jared…what a fag) your equal.

11-15 In one of the good movies Mel Gibson was in you would be the family member he had to get vengeance for (or in the movie Signs you would be that crappy kid, you know the one who sucks). Your stupid and no one really likes you but hey your one step above Jared

16-18 You would be like Robin, or some guy who doesn’t really suck but he is not quite awesome. Therefore your title is Sucksome. You should be proud to be a Sucksome just not too proud.

19-20 You are the kind of man who is smart enough to always choose the last answer. You are so cool everyone else wants to be you, or stalk you. Cults, religions, and websites are formed to idolize you. You regularly exercise your super powers and rarely resort to necrophilia