Ahoy fellow ALA members I have some terrible news, recently a band of humans calling themselves the Rainbow Zoo (if you would like to read the history of the rainbow zoo as understood by myself click here ) declared a war on our site. Since we here at the ALA desire peace amongst mankind and we know that peace can only come through understanding I have done extensive research to decide what the Rainbow Zoos motivations are, I have listed them below.

1. The painful death of all humans

2. The absolute rule of Ligers and Saddam Hussein

3. The resurrection of Timothy McVeigh

4. The end of free will

5. They want to make everyone watch the movie League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

6. They want to kill every [insert your ethnicity here]

Now then, to sane people like you and I it might sound like the people at the Rainbow Zoo are stupid, evil morons who deserve to be shot. And they are.

As part of their war with us the leaders of the Rainbow Zoo have called upon their members to send us email objecting to our content and they have even brought out a lawyer to "review our site" (not a real quote). So I in return call upon ALA members to use our best weapons against the Rainbow Zoo. Don't worry I am not asking you to do research or anything difficult instead visit the Rainbow Zoo and go onto their forum or message board or something and use every curse word and insult you can think of. We will fight them in the Skies, We will fight them on the Seas, and we will fight them in our cities and our houses, HURAH.

Shemp's note: Yeah, I looked at their site statistics and the most hits they ever get is about 25. Since we routinely break 100 and this is just 3 guys while theirs is a friggin zoo society then it's obvious that we're mentally superior. Also, if you look at my picture and compare it to their pictures on their site, it's rather obvious that I am also more physically attractive then they are.