SHEMP: RESURRECTION
I have returned! I, General Shemp, have come back to lead you once again! But first, to commemorate my return from the grave, I will present other famous resurrections for no particular reason:
1. JESUS: RESURRECTION
Jesus, the first famous resurrection. Good guy, that Jesus.
2. TUPAC: RESURRECTION
I didn't see this movie, and I never enjoyed Tupac's music, but what're you gonna do.
3. GANDALF: RESURRECTION
I did see this movie. AND I've always enjoyed Gandalf's music. But yeah, remember he died and went from grey to white and all that.
4. ALIEN: RESURRECTION
I thought this was the crappiest Alien movie. But, more power to 'em.
Anyway, I'm back. Ligers suck. Girls suck. And the French. Captain Insano is creepy. So everything's the same.