Rainbow Zoo, An Objective Look

The founder of the Rainbow Zoo is Richard Fagleton, Dick for short. One day when the young Dick was at the city zoo he looked up to admire a rainbow and accidentally fell into the Gorilla cage. The dominant male Gorilla repeatedly took advantage of the poor little Dick and forever separated Dick from the world of heterosexuals. After he was rescued from the gorilla Dick decided to form a club for people like him, people who are kind and sensitive. People who care about the animal word and their fellow man, people who had been repeatedly ravaged by large homosexual animals He called his club the Rainbow Zoo