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The origin of Hammer and Boyardee!
Hey guys, I haven't updated in a while. But then Cpt. Insano did one, and I knew that I had to one-up him. I'm the one running this ship. Jackass. So, I'm going to tell you all the story of how Chef Boyardee met MC Hammer, became friends, and saved mankind from a liger attack. It all started early in the war, when the ALA was new. Chef Boyardee was hard at work making ravioli to feed the children of the world. His brother, Larry Boyardee, came in and was like, "Chef! You've been making ravioli for 17 years straight without a break! Stop or you'll cook yourself to death!" and the Chef was like "No! As long as there are hungry children in the world I will not stop!!!!" Suddenly, the liger army attacked the ravioli factory! Chef Boyardee fought maddeningly but despite his heroics, Larry and the factory were destroyed. In a rage, he went on a quest to destroy the ligers. Meanwhile, MC Hammer was down on his luck. Ten years ago he was rich and famous and loved by millions; he was the most popular rapper around. But one day it all fell apart. Now he spent his days stealing people's cans and recycling them for money. A man who once had seven garages now only had seven toes. Indeed, it was hammer time no longer. Stumbling around looking for some change one day, he spied on Chef Boyardee waging battle with a gaggle of ligers. Right then and there, MC Hammer knew his destiny. He would climb back to the top on the carcasses of dead ligers, starting with these ones. Once more he took out his hammer and shouted his great battle cry, "It's HAMMER TIME". Him and Chef Boyardee battled the evil Ligers killing them one by one until the biggest fastest of them all attacked. First he attacked MC Hammer, but he was too fast. "You can't touch this!" he yelled as he dodged his furious attacks. Finally the liger was stopped by a deadly kick to its head by the Chef. After that MC Hammer and Chef Boyardee became best friends. They were seen everywhere together, the mall, the disco dancing hall, and the ice cream social. Meanwhile, I, General Shemp, was being besieged at Ninja HQ by an army of Ligers under the evil Nefario. We knew we could defeat the ligers, but a bunch of girls had stolen our food supply. Damn stupid fat girls. Anyway, Hammer and the Chef decided to come to our rescue. The Chef had made 1000s of cans of beefaroni to give to the ALA so we could regain our strength and defeat the Ligers. But first they had to get into Liger HQ. MC Hammer had a plan though, he would dance his way in. He approached the Liger trenches, filled with thousands of Ligers. Just as soon as they were about to attack, the music started and Hammer's odd movements and parachute pants stopped them in their tracks. As he came closer the ligers moved out of the way and the Chef raced in. With the beefaroni now in their stomachs , the brave men of the ALA emerged from the fortress and routed the Ligers, although Nefario once again escaped. That day MC Hammer and Chef Boyardee were made Harpoon Men in the great ALA. And that is how beefaroni was invented. The end.