Welcome to the official homepage of the Anti-Liger Alliance! We are the only organization dedicated to the eradication of man's deadliest foe, the liger. But what is a liger? Webster's defines the liger as "half lion, half tiger, all terror." When you breed a male lion with a female tiger, you get the liger, a perfect killing-machine with only one thought on its mind: exterminate mankind. Right now, ligers live only in captivity, but if they were to ever escape, they would surely replace man as the dominant species on planet Earth. You see, in the ancient times of our caveman ancestors, a lion accidentally bred with a tiger. The resulting monstrocities quickly duplicated and soon unleashed their fury on the world. They were able to quickly exterminate the races of the wooly mammoth, the sabre-toothed tiger, and the dinosaur. It then subdued the other races of animals until only one remained, the caveman. In the Great Human-Liger War of 23,002-22,986 BC, man came dangerously close to extinction by the liger. However, one great caveman leader by the name of Eknok united the human tribes and was able to miraculously defeat the mighty liger army. Some say that he created a giant earthquake to suck the ligers into the fiery core below. I personally believe he constructed a giant catapult that he used to hurl the gigantic ligers into outer space. Nonetheless, man was treated to 25,000 years without the threat of the liger because Eknok, in his great wisdom, decreed that lions and tigers would henceforth be seperated: the lions in Africa and the tigers in Asia. However, in recent years man has planted the seeds of his own destruction by breeding a new force of ligers. It is only a matter of time before they strike again. That is why the Anti-Liger Alliance is dedicated to the eradication of all ligers and the survival and continued dominance of the human race.
Last updated- July 2005 with improved awesomeness (and editing)Part of that improved awesomeness is our new forums. They are so awesome you will sacrifice your children to them. Check them out: Anti-Liger-Alliance Forums AND check out the new Dirk Phoenix movie - made by the awesome Anti Liger Alliance staff. See our faces, see our personas, see our perfection! (choose 'free download' at very bottom of page, then wait, then download) Dirk Phoenix - Space Racer
Tell us what you think with latest anti-Liger morality poll.
Are abortions right or wrong? What do you think? We care!
Tell us here HOW TO SCORE A BABY KILL
And finally the discovery of the source of magic!
Now you can support the cause against the Liger menace away from the computer. Buy these excellent ligers suck shirts - and more! Do your part to stand up for humanity, and against the growing evil! LIGERS SUCK Merchandise
Important information that YOU should know about ligers:
Awesome People Who Have Killed Ligers
Jackholes Who Sympathize with the Damn Ligers
History of the Human-Liger Wars
Flash Animations Made By Loyal Harpoon Men:
The ALA Intro Movie!!!!! (Made by Shemp)
Subliminal Seizure-Inspiring Dealy(by Sir Ominae)
America vs. France (Made by Captain Insano)
Mega Man (by Sir Ominae)
Optimus Prime vs. a Liger (By Sir Ominae)
Articles to keep you updated on the status of the Liger Wars, recent articles at top:
In Case of Liger Guide (Gruthar, inspired by Bowsmanjedd)
The Source of Magic! (General Shemp)
The Prophecies (Mr. Revenge)
The Harvard Incident (By Capitan Insano)
War Update (By Captain Insano)
General Lee and Mr. Miagi Save Christmas? All of them!
Chef Boyardee and MC Hammer: The Best of Friends
Return of Shemp(by Shemp)
Breaking News(by Captain Insano)
Know Thy Self(by Captain Insano)
The ALA Personality Test(arranged by Mr. Revenge)
Who is Captain Insano?(by Shemp(isn't he supposed to be dead?))
What Kind Of Man Are You?(by Captain Insano)
Where Have All The Heroes Gone?(written by Captain Insano)
Blow Struck for the Human Race! Huzza!
Girls vs. Ligers (Written by Shemp)
Anti-Liger Test (Written by...scientists)
How to be Awesome Like Me (Written by Shemp)
Alternative Projects
Dirk Phoenix, Space Racer script(By General Shemp)
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HARPOON MAN APPLICATION (arranged by Mr. Revenge, press "click here for details")
E-mail the Anti-Liger Alliance at me2son@excite.com and long live the human race! Seriously, e-mail me. Right now. I know you're not doing anything. Who goes on the internet when they've got places to go and all that junk? So e-mail me. I'm so desperately lonely. I'm not going to beg, but please, e-mail me. If you're some sort of weird internet weirdo, e-mail me. I'm easy prey. I'll give you my full name and home address right off the bat. But you have to e-mail me first.
Or...e-mail the people who actually run the site now. QuantumSawdust@Hotmail.com (Mr. Revenge)
Or...if you're too bad ass for email (like me, Capitan Insano) then just get a hold of me on AOL Instant Messanger, my user name is KaosKow001
Or, talk to someone with total masterful-awesomeness on AIM, like me, Mr. Revenge: (Practical666).